Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Upgrading to Vista? Think Mac

It's time to get a Mac. If you're thinking of upgrading to Vista, you'll probably need a new computer. Why not get a Mac? It's simpler, more secure, and way more fun. And it works with the stuff you already have, like printers and cameras. So before you upgrade anything, you owe it to yourself to check out a Mac.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Novo Eos na BT-GNR


Serei só eu ou estes agentes vão a desrespeitar o Código da Estrada? onde estão as mãos no volante? onde anda esse cinto de segurança?

Este Turismo Vai Levar-nos Longe

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Carlos Sousa no podium...

Serei só eu a ver ou o navegador deu as indicações erradas ao Carlos Sousa e ele quase falhava a rampa? vejam o pneu direito da frente...

Boa Publicidade...

Monday, January 15, 2007

Top Ten WORST Domain Names

The titles says it all. These are the least thought out, dumbest, just plain old rediculous domain names registered to very serious websites and businesses…enjoy!

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church . Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

in http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/48436/Top_Ten_Worst_Domain_Names

Friday, January 05, 2007

Interesting Real Facts (Strange but True)


1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
3
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
4
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
5
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
6
Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
7
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
8
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
9
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
10
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
11
Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
12
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
13
The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!
14
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
15
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
16
Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
17
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
18
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
19
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
20
Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
21
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
22
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
23
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
24
The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
25
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
26
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
27
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
28
Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".
29
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
30
In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
31
A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
32
We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
33
Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
34
Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
35
Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.
36
Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
37
When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.
38
There are more chickens than people in the world.
39
It's against the law in Iceland to have a dog.
40
The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
41
There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
42
The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.
43
The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.
44
The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
45
The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.
46
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
47
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
48
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.
49
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
50
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.
51
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
52
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
53
When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
54
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.
55
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded
56
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
57
Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."
58
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
59
"Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.
60
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.
61
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.
62
If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction
63
China has more English speakers than the United States.
64
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
65
Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
66
An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
67
Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.
68
Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.
69
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
70
The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
71
If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.
72
Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.
73
Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.
74
More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.
75
Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.
76
Coca-Cola was originally green.
77
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
78
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
79
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
80
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
81
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
82
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
83
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
84
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
85
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
86
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
87
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
88
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
89
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
90
If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
91
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
92
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
93
Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey
94
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
95
A snail can sleep for three years.
96
All polar bears are left handed.
97
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
98
Butterflies taste with their feet.
99
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
100
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
101
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
102
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
103
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
104
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
105
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
106
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
107
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
108
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
109
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
110
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
111
And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Passagem de ano @ Campo Pequeno


Ai que linda vencedora...

Olha as belas das dançarinas..

Sunday, December 31, 2006

Bom Ano de 2007

...e venham dançar...

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Concorrência a TvCabo?


Oeiras com rede óptica da TVTEL

Instalação já em curso

Amadora e Cascais são os próximos concelhos

A TVTEL prepara a extensão dos seus serviços para a zona da Grande Lisboa, com a comercialização em Janeiro de 2007 da Internet mais rápida em Portugal. A construção da rede de fibra óptica no concelho de Oeiras surge no seguimento da abertura de pré-registos em Julho pela TVTEL. Amadora e Cascais serão os próximos concelhos a serem cobertas pela TVTEL na região de Lisboa. As freguesias de Oeiras que terão em primeiro lugar a rede instalada serão Carnaxide e em seguida Queijas, Algés e Linda-a-Velha.

A comercialização dos serviços de Internet e Televisão por Cabo vai ter inicio em Janeiro de 2007, com a disponibilização de internet até 30Mbit/s por 30 euros mensais, até 50 Mbit/s por 50 euros mensais, com a opção de adesão ao serviço de TV por Cabo com 48 canais por 20 euros mensais.

A TVTEL inicia a expansão para a região metropolitana de Lisboa, com a mais avançada tecnologia em redes de telecomunicações, pretendendo manter a qualidade da assistência técnica que já presta aos seus clientes na região do Grande Porto, onde cobre cerca de 170 mil lares com uma rede própria.
in http://www.tvtel.pt/news.asp?id=112

só espero que seja verdade..

Friday, December 29, 2006

Afinal não somos nós que comemos mais bacalhau....

If cod is so scarce, why can I still buy it?
WHO, WHAT, WHY?
The Magazine answers...

Cod and chips
The national dish
North Sea cod are in danger of dying out without a complete fishing ban, scientists say. So where does the cod on the fish counter or in the chippie come from?

Cod has long been a firm favourite in the UK, whether served in batter with chips, nestled in a fish pie or given the full gastro treatment. Britons eat one-third of all the cod consumed in the world, and 85% of cod caught in European waters is destined for our plates.

But our taste for cod has dangerously depleted stocks in the cold, deep waters around the UK. Tough fishing quotas were introduced in 2004, and campaigners have urged retailers to sell only cod from sustainable sources.

So why, as scientists at the International Council for the Exploration of the Sea warn for the fifth year running that a complete fishing ban is the only way to revive North Sea stocks, is the fish still for sale?

The majority of cod for sale on fish counters in supermarkets and in frozen meals is from sustainable sources such as Iceland or the Barents Sea, or from the Baltic, where over-fishing has not been such a problem, says WWF's fisheries policy officer, Tom Pickerell.

"This means the consumer doesn't have to make a conscious decision to buy cod from sustainable stocks - they just do."


WHO, WHAT, WHY?
Who, What, Why
A regular feature in the BBC News Magazine - aiming to answer some of the questions behind the headlines
So who buys the small amount of cod still being legally fished in the North Sea? The 2006 quota is just 23,000 tonnes - a 70% reduction on the amount fished in the 1970s.

"A bit goes to catering. A bit goes to fish and chip shops. A bit goes to frozen food firms. And a bit goes to local fish markets on the North Sea coast," says Oliver Knowles, oceans campaigner at Greenpeace.

All of which can be more anonymous about where their fish is sourced from, unlike the major supermarkets, most of which have begun to make a virtue of where their fish comes from.

A year ago, Greenpeace published a league table of how the UK's leading supermarkets fared when it came to selling seafood from sustainable sources. Only two of the nine major chains - Marks and Spencer and Waitrose - had policies to do so, and so only sold line-caught cod from Iceland.

Twelve months on, seven of the nine have made commitments to sell only sustainable seafood, including Morrisons and Asda, which last year languished at the bottom of the league table.

Recipe for change

Likewise, when eating out, the type of venue that will declare the green credentials of their cod - if it is on the menu at all - is the type of venue that goes in for seasonal and organic produce.

Cod
Cod stocks are under pressure
And while there have been sightings of the occasional chippie that refuses to sell cod, provenance isn't much of a selling point in the deep-frying industry. Which is not to say that that fish supper includes cod from at-risk stocks. "A lot of it will now come from sustainable sources because it's a guaranteed supply," says Mr Pickerell.

But buying cod from where supplies are - for now - plentiful is not the answer. That simply shifts pressure around the globe.

Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations has warned that three-quarters of commercially valuable fish stocks around the world are over-exploited, and that 90% of species such as cod and swordfish have already been lost.

Nor is it simply a matter of eating different types of fish. Environmental campaigners want a ban on beam-trawling, which drags heavy nets along the seabed - 70% of what's caught is thrown back, dead or dying, and at-risk cod is also caught this way by fishing boats chasing haddock and whiting.

"We're strip-mining fish from the sea," says Mr Knowles. "We need to look at where our fish comes from, and how it comes from the sea."

But that isn't to say we should stop eating fish, says Mr Pickerell. "You can eat fish three times a week - and if that means cod once a week, that's fine. But try different species and only buy sustainably-caught fish."
in http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6061872.stm

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Funeral sem benção

O funeral do homem que lutou pela morte ultrapassou a esfera familiar.

Mil e quinhentas pessoas encheram as ruas de Roma, Itália, para acompanhar o funeral do italiano Piergiorgio Welby que há anos reclamava o direito à eutanásia. A Igreja Católica recusou celebrar as cerimónias fúnebres.

O padre da paróquia de Piergiorgio welby foi impedido de realizar a cerimónia relegiosa pela hierarquia católica.

Indignadas com a posição da Igreja, milhares de pessoas quiseram manifestaram-se solidárais com a opção do sexagenário e da sua família.

Piergiorgio Welby, com 60 anos, sofria de distrofia muscular desde a adolescência. Há anos que estava preso a uma cama devido à crescente paralisia dos músculos.

Em Setembro, enviou uma carta ao Presidente italiano, depois recorreu aos tribunais. Queria que lhe desligassem o ventilador. A recusa do juíz foi conhecida sábado.

A batalha de Piergiorgio Welby não foi ganha nos tribunais mas sim graças a um médico que o ajudou a morrer. Um "cocktail" de medicamentos permitiu a Welby falecer em casa, rodeado de familiares e amigos.

O médico já se mostrou disponível para uma audiência com um magistrado. Apesar de correr o risco de ser condenado a 15 anos de prisão. Acredita que não violou a lei.

A igreja tem uma leitura bem definida destes casos. Contra a eutanásia, defende os tratamentos paliativos.
in sic

quem não tem familiares em situações de manutenção de vida assistida de máquinas, não percebe o desespero e o desgaste psicológico e emocional que o mesmo e a família passa.

Não se prolonga a vida destas pessoas. Prolonga-se a agonia e a dor. Prolonga-se uma luta contra uma morte horrível porque até que ela chegar, inúmeras infecções e problemas irão aparecer. A sanidade perde-se e a loucura invade nos. A morte espreita, anseia-se mas não aparece.

Nestes casos não faz a sociedade um homícidio a longo prazo?

O Tamanho em Prespectiva

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Sunday, December 17, 2006

CONDUZAM PELA DIREITA!!!!

Este é o meu único pedido..
Por favor façam-me lá a vontade..

Eu que faço a A5 quase todos os dias consigo, sem ultrapassar o limite de velocidade, fazer toda a auto-estrada na faixa da direita, enquanto passo carros que circulam na faixa do meio a velocidades mais baixas. Atenção, eu disse passo e não ultrapasso pela direita. É que se eu circular sempre pela direita não estou a ultrapassar, algo que qualquer advogado ou agente da autoridade vos pode confirmar. Quantas vezes eu já não fiz a ponte 25 de Abril pela direita sempre a passar carros que vão pelo meio..

Circular pela faixa do meio sem estar a ultrapassar é ilegal e como tal dá direito a multa. O mesmo se aplica a circular sempre na esquerda.. Por muito depressa que vamos há sempre alguém que quer ir mais depressa, por isso vamos lá encostar à direita e deixemos esses apressados passar. O facto deles irem a violar o código da estrada não nos obriga a fazer o mesmo..

Circulem pela direita e boas festas...

Ela, Carolina

Por favor alguém me ofereça esta obra prima do brilhantismo literário português...

Estou em pulgas para saber os pormenores emocionantes da vida de uma mulher de alterne e da sua relação com um homem casado, pai de uma filha, que por acaso também é presidente de um clube de futebol.

Pelo que sei a trama é deveras cativante e emocionante fazendo com que todos os que lêem este livro o façam muito rapidamente..

What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now


Coke

  • In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
  • 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
  • 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
  • 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
  • >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
  • >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
  • >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Tv Nostalgia

Para relembrar o que a tv apresentava quando éramos crianças irrequietas..