Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
condutores de feriado
conduzir no meio, 40km/h abaixo do limite, a ser ultrapassado pela esquerda e pela direita, com o vidro traseiro completamente obstruido por casacos e prendas, e não esquecendo o requisito máximo: ter o carro atulhado de modo a que a traseira quase roce o asfalto...
O importante é ir em SEGURANÇA na faixa do meio...
porra mais os condutores de domingo e os de feriado.. conduzam à direita, porra!!!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
politica nacional
que belo país este onde a política é mesmo coisa de mexericos...
o socas lá anda "porreiro" e sem problemas.. nem oposição...
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Pensamento do dia
é um país geométrico: é rectangular e tem problemas bicudos discutidos em mesas redondas, por bestas quadradas!
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Sunday, February 17, 2008
House M.D. Season 1 - The Best Quotes
Dr. Wilson: Then why don’t you put on a white coat like the rest of us?
Dr. House: I don’t want them to think I’m a doctor.
Dr. House: Your wife is having an affair.
Orange-Colored Patient: What??
Dr. House: You’re ORANGE, you moron! It’s one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn’t picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors, she’s just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and do the math… and get a good lawyer.
Dr. Cuddy: You don’t prescribe medicine based on guesses. At least we don’t since Tuskeegee and Mengele.
Dr. House: You’re comparing me to a Nazi? [admiringly] Nice …
Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours.
Dr. Cameron: What’s up?
Dr. Foreman: When you break into someone’s house, it’s always better to have a white chick with you.
Dr. House: Everybody lies.
Dr. Cameron: Dr. House doesn’t like dealing with patients.
Dr. Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors?
Dr. House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
Rebecca Adler: I just want to die with a little dignity.
Dr. House: There’s no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we’re 90, sometimes before we’re even born, but it always happens and there’s never any dignity in it. I don’t care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It’s always ugly - always! We can live with dignity - we can’t die with it.
Dr. House: Patients always want proof. We’re not making cars here, we don’t give guarantees.